I’ve been so busy with holiday stuff as of late…
And as a result? I’ve been packing on pounds.
Real talk I’ve been slacking like Jabba the Hutt after hitting the Hookah and snacking on frogs nonstop.
AND… IF YOU’RE FROM THE BOSTON AREA…
You know that it totally sucks taking nature walks when there’s a negative 10 degree windchill.
As a result…
It’s so easy to pack on the pounds these days.
Like a little heffer.
Or… IF you’re like me…
LIKE A BIG HEFFER.
But check it.
There’s seriously one way to lose weight that works like a charm, guaranteed…
And the best part?
You know I need it to be easy.
Because I’m a total dumbass. With 0 willpower.
THE METHOD IS REALLY SIMPLE.
And it involves increasing the quantity of ice cold water that you consume.
Back when I was in my physical apex, (first year of college) I drank nothing but water.
I was jacked, and could squat a small car.
(I’ve threatened more than a few people with the prospect of their cars getting flipped… True story).
Anyway, during those days I drank nothing but water.
I was lean and mean.
Cardio for days.
And I was never hungry.
Because I drank a ton of water.
THE NOTION OF DRINKING SODA DISGUSTED ME
Do you know what that’s like?
To totally despise the carbonation of soda?
It’s a weird thing.
Anyway, if you can relate…
And want to watch your holiday weight without counting calories or freezing your ass off exercising on a mountain…
JUST DRINK WATER.
Eliminate soda. (Yes, even diet soda).
JUST DRINK WATER.
Not only will you be less hungry as a result of having your tummy filled with the delicious flavor of H2O…
But you’ll be consuming less calories, sugar, and other additive junk that your body doesn’t require.
You’ll also save a ton of cash. Imagine if you stopped drinking beer and soda for a few months?
After a few weeks of drinking nothing but water…
You’ll think you were insane for drinking anything else.
The prospect of filling yourself with junk liquid will soon be unfathomable.
THE BEST PART OF THIS DIET…
The best part of the “Mr. Computer Science H2O diet” is that you can still eat whatever you want.
But I guarantee, if you start the day off with a huge glass of icy cold water…
Your appetite will diminish.
You’ll be less hungry.
You’ll save money.
And maybe you’ll start to feel as good and as natural as the only liquid you dare consume.
Just a friendly tip
“Be Like Water”
PS: DON’T BE A CHRISTMAS CURMUDGEON.
Hit me up.
I’m friendly. And nice. Kinda like Santa.