Leprechauns don’t strike me as very nice fellows.
They’re always stealing and tricking people out of their treasure.
Think about it. Imagine this scenario.
You’re out, enjoying a nice walk in the forest.
You stumble across a brilliant rainbow set upon a beautiful field of green. You see something sparkling from beyond yonder.
Upon further inspection… You witness a trove of dazzling diamonds and a treasure chest stuffed with gold.
“Wow” you think. You’ve just hit the jackpot. Your Earthly troubles are no more.
What’s the LAST thing you want to see next?
A Leprechaun. That’s what!
They’re going to trick you out of your hard earned booty.
They’re evil, mean, and wicked. The snatcher of dreams.
One way or the other, they’ll take what’s rightfully yours.
They’re nasty little creatures.
Not a very pleasant image, is it.
They hustle, connive, sneak and take your gold.
That’s why I’m always trying my best to be cool, and to help people.
I don’t want to be seen as an evil greedy Leprechaun.
Because face it…
It’s easy to be a greedy, curmudgeonly Leprechaun.
But, it’s much better, for your karma, and your prestige, to be ethically and totally cool.
Sure it takes a little more effort. But people will thank you for it. And you’ll have a reputation for being super awesome.
Mike “St. Patrick” DeVincent